From the mess to the masses.

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

(Source: silkbone, via hard-as-rocks)

vvorldwideweb:

scaraptor:

vvorldwideweb:

what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you

What if it does but we can’t hear it?

do u kno what screaming is

(via niqqa-tits)

gayleaf:

*grinds on you in a club* [yells because loud music] DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO DISCUSS OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

(Source: rgfk, via niqqa-tits)

shialebuffalo:

shialebuffalo:

i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers

i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people

(Source: inbox, via niqqa-tits)

gameandwatch:

what if Satan’s name was misspelled once and he’s actually just Stan

(via niqqa-tits)

thebaronofthebells:

men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch

(via niqqa-tits)

sexualfavours:

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

(via ichoosedisco)